BOLT.

we go see kid movies.

3d kid movies.

without kids.

and we wear the glasses.

see us.*

BOLT is, in a word, perfect. the concept is downright endearing and the execution far surpasses any of your preemptive thinking. the supporting characters are so well played that they all but steal the film. it is knee-slappingly funny...evidenced by the red tops of my knees thanks to my viewing partner who diverged from the normal slapping of one's OWN knees to slap mine instead.

see this movie. borrow a kid if you don't have your own and are too scared to be seen entering the theater without one. but understand this is completely unnecessary; you too can hold your head high while viewing a pg-rated 3d film as the only person above four feet who wipes their own face (and/or other surfaces) without being the one in charge of said wiping. it helps if you have a willing partner (especially if he is your person).

*technically this was our first one (together) so the implied habitualness is a bit disingenuous...consider it foreshadowing.